MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 7, 2010

myspace

One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.

Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}

by jordiisvainduh May 12, 2006

myspace

The most addictive website around.

Made by Tom and is where scene kids and emos (however the odd chav is some times spotted) can be found. A bit like 'bebo' or 'face party' etc, you meet new people and can add your friends.

scene kid #1: Have you checked your myspace today?

secne kid #2: No dude, I'm getting myspace withdrawal symtoms

scene kid #1: I had like 50 comments waiting for me, I'm so scene

by Chloe Webb May 30, 2006

myspace

The biggest stress-out that ever was, a breeding ground for people who have nothing better to do.

Person#1 - Hey man, add me on myspace... you'll be my 600th contact
Person#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life
Person#1 - Like 1 or 2
Person#2 - Sweet... we're so cool

by Bradley Shorter September 14, 2006

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'

JORDANNN FROM MYSPACE THATS A FUCKIN' STALKER.

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'=JORDAN
Jordan:
so remember when you said you liked me?
karlee: says:
uhhh, yeah.
Jordan says:
do you still at all?
Jordan says:
?
karlee: says:
uhmm, i dunno.
why?
karlee: says:
do you?
Jordan says:
yea... lol.
karlee: says:
ohhh, really?
Jordan says:
yeaa
Jordan says:
even when i waas dating the girl i wass..
Jordan says:
i still thought about you
karlee: says:
ohh, well thats kind of bad, isnt it?
you never talked to
Karlee says:
me when you were dating her, btw.
Jordan says:
wats bad?
Jordan says:
that i like you?
karlee: says:
no, that you thought that when you were with her.
Jordan says:
ohh i guess, but i couldnt stop it
karlee: says:
you said you thought about me.
so i asked,
what kind of thoughts?
Jordan says:
ohhh.
Jordan says:
uum lotss
karlee: says:
specific?
Jordan says:
well i kept thinking of how nice you are to me, and how i blew it with you, cause i like you alot, but im dumb and ruined it

by SWILBER June 25, 2008

myspace

a shitty ass fucking website

Girl: I got 1000 friends on myspace!!!
Boy: Fuck you

by myspace sucks September 13, 2006

myspace

A site that occupies otherwise wasted time for people with friends. Generally it is hated by the "hacking" community because large quantities of people from the said group have low self esteem and pick on others. Thus, there is more making fun of emo-kids and bands like Linkin Park. However, one only has to look at a couple things to reallize the "intelligence" of some leaders in the ranting contests.<br><br>First off, if 1337 is really the "hackers" language (I know many people who think so) then why do they use numbers to help make up words? Don't hackers often share IPs amongst each other for things as simple as pinging and as complex as Hijacking? If you tell them to ping 147.358.3589.27 or a similar IP (can't say I know much about IPs as I am not a hacker, excuse me if that format is wrong) and all your friend sees is "let.es8.ea8g.2t" because they spent pointless hours of their life familiarizing themselves with the "language" that they could have spent on myspace. One must also wonder why hackers would give themselves away by storing into AIM databases that such a language is only used by hackers, call themselves hackers, probably brag about things they supposedly did, and then use the "language" later on. The only why no arrests have come of this is because hackers don't use leet. It is absolutely idiotic to say so.<br><br>And this is the point where you wonder, is the hacking community making intelligent judgements about myspace? maybe not. For actual hackers who think myspace is lame even though they have never been there, try going <a href=http://fast.info/myspace/>here</a> to see the logs of a hacker who made one million users set "samy" as their hero. Myspace went down and everything, yet he says "I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has"<br><br>So is myspace really a waste of time that is out to get the hacker community? No. In fact, its almost better with the hacking community than the usual kind of people who go there. It is a great place for coders to visit and chat with friends while coding their websites. Maybe post some bulletins asking about a coding problem, add a blog about what site you should make next, or advertising the one you just created.

"I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has" ~former myspace hacker

by Michael Fairhurst July 20, 2008