moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

by lil gergs February 12, 2024

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by anonymous November 2, 2021

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

moose

Just a horse...

Wait, is that a moose? Yes, it's just a horse, same thing.

by FFY00 June 25, 2022

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

ya moose

Apple in Spanish

I want a ya moose

by Boi!! May 9, 2018