teacup mode

An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.

Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."

Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"

by obs-r-us July 20, 2008

Sage Mode

Originating from the Naruto series sage mode is used to increase strength defense and speed. However an alternate term for “sage mode” is when you only get 3 hours of sleep and wake up with more energy then you would a normal 7 hours of sleep, this would be a reference to how Naruto needs to remain still to gain nature energy to go into “sage mode”. Going “Sage Mode” can last for days on end, as the little sleep you get magically keeps you energized.

You: I went “sage mode” last night, didn’t get a wink of sleep yet I feel like I could run a Marathon
Friend: I hear that bud.

by Horrorkid April 11, 2019

modem warrior

someone who uses their modem for cheating in an online video game. such as halo 2.
founded by teambipd members danz0r and pirateninjagraf

modem warrior: *presses standby* LOL CHEATZ LOL
danz0r: DAMN CHINESE SONS OF A BITCHES! HE'S A MODEM WARRIOR!

by danz0r June 26, 2005

safe mode

When two computers want to have sex with each other (and not catch a virus), they must enter safe mode before proceeding with the act. Otherwise, the computers could Blue Screen and completely mess up their hard drive.

(This definition applies only to computers running Windows. Mac/Linux users need not worry about safe mode before letting their computers have sex).

Press F8 while your computer is booting up to enter safe mode. Then do whatever you want with it (you sick bastard).

by shadoxx July 25, 2008

Beast Mode

From the series Beast Wars. Reverting to Beast Mode was when either Predacons or Maximals transformed into their animals forms. In Beast Mode, they were usually able to move faster and transforming also sped up their internal repairs. Also, in the first season, reverting to Beast Mode protected them from Energon poisoning, which was what happened when they were exposed to too much raw energon.

We've been transformed too long! Quickly! Revert to Beast Mode!

by Strikerflame September 1, 2005

model chick

A girl (chick) that is tall & has model-like features (smooth skin, bouncy hair, sunshine smile, deep eyes, cofidence, an attractive strut, & a curvy or thin body)

He said he doesnt want like tha girl-next-door type; He wants a model chick.

by Tha A's model chick June 25, 2006

Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

by Newterd January 24, 2010