A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
Get the 8 Minutesmug. A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Get the 25 Minutes To Gomug. The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.
Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.
Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.
Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."
by Mack34 August 12, 2024
Get the Chaldean Minutemug. Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
by bayster127 June 30, 2019
Get the Juan Minutemug. The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023
Get the Adult minutemug. when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
Get the last-minute lisamug. *Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.
Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.
Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.
by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022
Get the Dealers Minutemug.