Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

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Mile High Hurricane

When a woman is getting fucked from behind in an airplane bathroom and has the guy put her head in the toilet and flushes at the exact moment of climate to create a dual sensation.

Tommy was really giving it this chick on a cross country flight and he gave her a Mile High Hurricane o solidify their experience.

by Zman15 September 28, 2019

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Miles Saucier

Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.

"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."

by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024

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Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.

“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"

by Does it Dirty June 09, 2025

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