louiser

a loser with the name of Louis

If you carry around a graphing calculator in your pocket and your name is Louis, you may be considered a Louiser.

by Adam Smithson June 3, 2007

St. Louis Screwdriver

The act of fucking a girl who has lost her legs. She sits on top of you as you proceed to spin her as she uses her arms to go up and down, hence completing the St. Louis Screwdriver.

Shortly after Rosanne was cut in half, on account of a terrible lukemia charity moster truck rally accident, Bradley then proceeded to give her the good ole' St. Louis Screwdriver.

by Trevor Sutton January 10, 2009

louis-simon

An extremely "snob" guy

"Paysan, bring me the wine!" said Louis-Simon
"Why is there carrots on my general tao?" Typical Louis-Simon words

by A Good Scott October 17, 2013

Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.

The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006

louis vuitton don

An expression used in the Kayne West song "Stronger." Could alternatively refer to A) a time when it is appropriate to wear Louis Vuitton stuff and therefore become excited and unininhibited or B) A patriarchial pimp-daddy figure who is associated with Louis Vuitton.

I'm caught up in the moment right? Coz it's Louis Vuitton don night...

by kupokupo November 15, 2007

Louisville High School

An all girls school with the most amazing group of girls ever. They've got it all: class, brains, and beauty. They are their own breed of girls. They love their louisville sweats and messy buns. Who wouldn't want to be a louisville girl?

'oh wow. you girls are from Louisville High School? NIICE"

by xoxo11820 August 13, 2009

Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."

Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005