Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

by Pizza'man April 19, 2021

cheems.likes.b4con

cheems.likes.b4con is a really cool and funny mf.

Axel: Hey, have you heard of cheems.likes.b4con?
Zoey: Nope.
Axel: You should check him out! He’s hella cool and and speaks facts!

Zoey: Wow! I better go follow and support him now!

by NotPaigernate July 3, 2021

i like men

i like men
hairy men
hott men
hayden box

i like men
wdym

HAyden box is what i mean

by Rickbitdhd November 17, 2021

God you're like a goat

Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"

When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"

by Kailyn! January 12, 2008

If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009

Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

by diddy kong June 18, 2011

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

by skidsstars October 10, 2018