The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.
It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
Get the Law of Bockungmug. My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the stepbrother-in-lawmug. by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017
Get the Law-Dawgmug. Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.
The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.
by Jomali January 12, 2015
Get the Camping's Lawmug. In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law
Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016
Get the Gurneys Lawmug. If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.
Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.
by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022
Get the Dibs Lawmug. When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020
Get the Malloy's Lawmug.