darren keyes

An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt

Darren Keyes stop suckin wully

by Fuckin person July 22, 2017

Taryn Keyes

This would be someone that has lots of problems. Normally wants to play Roblox cheese game. She hangs out with her sisters friends which isn't sad at all. They normally have stopped an addiction like monster drinks or TikTok. They love slime and some would say they bathe in it. A Taryn Keyes should be in your day-to-day life.

Person1: Taryn Keyes keeps acting like a Taryn Keyes.
Person2: I know right? Eating slime and all that stuff, whats wrong with them?
Person1: Person2, Will you Marry Me?
Person2: Fuck you, we're just friends!
Person1: PLEASE! PLEASE PERSON2!!!
*Person2 walks away*

by RoccoIsGay June 19, 2022

julia keyes

An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending

"See her over there? That's Julia Keyes, she's the best human being ever

by boompowgunman December 8, 2021

Keyes Disease

The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.

He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.

by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010

Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.

Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”

by DugWater March 5, 2021

Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022

House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing

Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?

by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025