July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 28, 2021

July 27

July 27th is National send pic day you will need to send at least 5-10 pics to anyone

July 27 Girl needs to send 5-10 pics to anyone

Men need to send 5-10 pics to anyone

by 5starrrr.anthony July 27, 2021

July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.

“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”

by canecas November 23, 2021

4th July

The day where you have sex in the back of a vehicle with someone with the name of Logan.

Hey it’s 4th July

Time to have some fun

by Billy boob July 04, 2022

July 25th

to anyone born on this day (including me), hats off to you!!! A crap ton of awesome people were born on this day including: NFL Running Back and Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee Walter Payton and actor Matt LeBlanc (of Friends fame). July 25th will fall on a Monday this coming year in 2022.

Danny: Hey Marty when is your birthday?
Marty: July 25th
Danny: you're the man!!! My birthday is also on the 25th of July.

Marty: Ayyye!!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 December 04, 2021

July 6th

Kevin hart and 50cents birthday

2002 July 6th the Pepsi 400

by Nascarfan2007 January 28, 2023

July 9

National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.

Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok

Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t

by Tyler Hiera July 10, 2022