18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”

Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?

by Bundty September 13, 2023

Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's

Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend

by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021

Johnny Rah Rah

Someone who is overly enthusiastic about an organization, cause or event.

Well yeah, man, I mean I want the team to win, but I'm no Johnny Rah Rah. I'm not a fanatic.

by memphotank January 4, 2011

johnny nguyen core

a lifestyle aesthetic based around a 5.0 gpa, having really weird uber drivers, and watching gilmore girls on the same desk space everyday after school. this also entails knowing everything and nothing about chemistry class and constantly referring to oomf on corresponding private snapchat stories. understanding johnny nguyen core goes deeper than just a hit 2006 show about rory and loralai with a side of uber eats chick-fil-a, but also goes into the mindset of someone on true demon time. a menace and a cupcake. that is johnny nguyens core.

a: did you see that guy wearing blue fuzzy slippers?
b: omg yes! that is SO johnny nguyen core!

by kaleidokiki March 3, 2022

Johnny-Not-So-Smart

a good-natured but mentally challenged person

Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.

by Jackasslaw February 10, 2010