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Big Nigga Jones

.Big .Nigga .Jones is the most powerful being on earth. his penis is so comically large he is unable to have sex
Damn no homo But, Big Nigga Jones has a massive Cock
by Big Nigga Jones December 26, 2020
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Rylee Lloyd-Jones

Rylee is pretty fucken cool he is the man and really short. He can throw cheese at your eyes and make them bleed which is fucken built different. we worship rylee and treasure him.
Olivia: “Rylees so cool
Maddy: “yeah ikr, if only i could be him”
Olivia: “i wish i was Rylee Lloyd-Jones”
by lowkey.ol.via February 17, 2021
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Ella mae Jones

Can u stop being an ella mae Jones
by Drawcauseimawhore September 16, 2020
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Polar Jones rainbow

A orange,red and purple popsicle frozen together and then inserted deep into the male rectum causing immediate melting out of the asshole.
Victoria, Roberta and I took turns drinking a polar jones rainbow out of Fred's ass last night, talk about nummy!!
by RVJ forever again May 4, 2019
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John Paul Jones

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.
John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.
by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005
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Miss Bowen-Jones

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.
OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!
by Dominic June 25, 2004
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jim jones cocktail

i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003
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