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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.
me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul
by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018
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Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
by Society member May 22, 2011
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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.
by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018
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jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018
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Jake Paul

Someone who is overly egotistical and records everything in his life
Person: I slept so well last night.
Jake Paul: I know I did because I vlogged it.
Person: You’re such a jake Paul
by LiamAdams December 27, 2018
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Jake Paul

Did you hear Jake Paul's new song? It's actual ear cancer
by Wise old man 84 June 11, 2018
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