Italian Seahorse

The sexual act where, after making passionate love to his partner from behind and is about to finish, the man leap frogs onto his partner's back and blows a load all over the back of their head.

When he was almost fucking his girlfriend, Joe hopped on her back and gave her the old Italian Seahorse. Needless to say, she was pretty pissed.

by Baby Jazag February 20, 2012

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Italian Easter Egg

When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.

I got really cold last night and when I pulled the blanket out of the closet I found an Italian Easter Egg!

by Panzerfinder15 March 27, 2011

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an awesome sex position that starts off by finding a some what hairy Italian man between the ages of 17- 34. When u find this man you then take him into a room / door way that you have designed especially for him. You find a way to hang this Italian man from his feet in such a way that his penis will dangle inside of a woman's mouth ( just dangle there). While the female is masturbating with a wine bottle (preferably a 15 litter bottle) have fun!! Oh by the way grease is optional.

i walked into the room and saw a greasy Italian man hanging from the ceiling. his penis was in some broads mouth. i said what the fuck and they said hey, its okay. this is an italian flying chandlier

by Bill Stoner July 8, 2007

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italian

Someone that lives above Rome at least in Sienna, Abbruzzese are almost alright, But a bit to low on the food chain.Sicilians are nice people and have a beautiful Island but are basically that: Islanders. The rest of them in the south are Terroni and deserve to move to Albania or Turkey with thier own kind, or Brooklyn New York or Northern New Jersey where most people are Guinea Shiteaters that have no Clue about what it means to Eat Tartufi, Porcini freschi, Ovoli, Lampredotto, or Finnochiona. Italians are very lucky people that get to eat great food, live in thier parent's house for their entire lives, complain about Eurodollars, not have kids, spend alot of time primping themselves, and driving in small automobiles. Men are a bit gayish but just in touch with thier feminine side. Women are very pretty and get money from thier Babbo to go out to the club or discotecha in order to find some foreskin to pull on after they drink too many Gin Lemons. They do not drive cars with tinted windows and sound systems, look or sound like any of the Gotti family, eat cheese on fish, wax thier eyebrows(men), Have hairy armpits, legs, or twats(women), Cut the skin off thier dicks, or drink cappucino's after dinner.

That's not a guinea, he's an Italian from Empoli.

by Egisto April 19, 2006

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