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kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
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starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
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The Georgia Shuffle

The Georgia Shuffle is when a man proceeds to but his penis in the women’s ass and start doing the “Electro shuffle” from the hit game Fortnite.
Lewis: “ I loved doing the Georgia Shuffle with you
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow
Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."
by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010
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krammer shuffle

That was a typical krammer shuffler!
by LePatsch June 5, 2020
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Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.
***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
by Carlo89 February 28, 2013
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Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.
"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."
by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024
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