bacon cock

1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."

by yomammas March 27, 2003

Sambuca Bacon

Sambuca Bacon is bacon cooked as you would normally in a frying pan, but just before it is fully cooked one pours generous amounts of Sambuca over the bacon. The end result being delicious candied Sambuca Bacon.

Heavy1: Sambuca Bacon is credit to team!

Heavy2: DA.

Heavy1: HEAVY IS SPY!

Heavy2: DA.

by 88z May 23, 2011

blue bacon

police
the term originates from calling cops pigs and from the color of their uniforms.

RUN!!! i smell blue bacon!

by bleezy mcbleezmeister March 21, 2008

bacon boy

A person who likes the penis, a homosexual

'you scrawny bacon boy'
, 'you would like my cock wouldn't you bacon boy'

by Shaggy February 18, 2005

hot bacon

User as an exclamation when you realises something obvious, or you get a great idea. Use much like the term 'Eureka'.

Hot Bacon! I've discovered displacement!

by WilfWJ May 11, 2006

jamacan bacon

The shiny part on a black persons forehead.

That person has some serious Jamacan Bacon!

by Carl J April 17, 2008

Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

by Linkdicks October 18, 2008