Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025

spin the big chair

To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.

On Monday night I often 'spin the big chair' at a local cybercafe.

by sidtierney October 21, 2009

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting

I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.

by Funsies September 15, 2025

Bárány chair

A medical device used to diagnose and treat disorders of the inner ear and balance system.

The Bárány chair also rotates, meaning that I want a disorder in my inner ear.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

chair emoji

The chair emoji (🪑) is just a substitute for the laughing emoji (😂). It has no deeper meaning.

The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."

"LMAOO 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"

-Translation-

"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"

by danboy28 September 14, 2021

Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011