pandemic brain

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic

I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!

by swans1ok April 6, 2020

boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Big brain

A person that Has said or done something go really smart

Omg we can save the cat by calling the firefighters said billy bobby replied omg yeah. Billy said haha I have big brain

by BiggieBrainy September 12, 2020

Pudding brain

Used for when you wanna tell somebody they said some stupid thing in an argument.

Shut up you’re literally a pudding brain, don’t say some dumb shit like that again.

by werty122 September 9, 2020

dude brain

When a guy doesn’t see what is wrong with his actions, treats you like one of the boys, over thinks what small things are, thinks you want more than what you actually do, doesn’t understand how you feel and why you are feeling it because he doesn’t get those feelings, just does not get it, is really slow in constructing responses only to then respond to one thing and lots of other silly things like that. That’s what it means to have dude brain, you are a typical dude. Tends to break a lot of relationships, tends to also show up in guys who have never really had a relationship.

“Wow Ben really has a serious case of dude brain”

“Girl, don’t worry about it, he just has dude brain, he will grow out of it”

by Ellaaaaaaa March 25, 2020

brain trigger

A brain trigger is when you type something in all caps, excited or laughing or freaking out.

HAHAHAHAHHAGA
NDNDKSSKKSJSJSJSJ
she just had a brain trigger, its normal

by ekndjemwmwm January 6, 2018

Anglophone Brain

The inferior brain of a person that has never had to learn any complicated grammar.

"I speak english when traveling because my anglophone brain can't handle another language"

by ManueManue June 16, 2021