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Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020
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PPL Dark Horse

The award which Shreya Tatke deserves to win. She is genuinely one of the sweetest people I have ever met and she is the most wholesome person on the server. I only know her for 1-2 months but honestly she is one of the best people I have known . And don't forget #TatkeforDarkHorse.
Everyone : Which award is shreya tatke going to win.
Me: She is going to win PPL Dark Horse da.
by thelegend101996 October 18, 2020
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Ultimate chicken horse

A game where you compete competitively to an end goal to get points if you get as many points as the settings have you win.
“Hey are you playing ultimate chicken horse?”
“no I am playing Subnautica the high-tech game.”
by Pseudonym1090 November 17, 2020
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Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.
by Stormplum June 22, 2021
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Stink Like a Horse

Living at home as an adult can really stink like a horse.
by Jacksoncage November 13, 2021
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
by Mr. Popeye September 1, 2022
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The Rizzless Horseman

The Rizzless Horseman means that this person has absolutely ZERO rizz. if you pull no bitches, then this describes you.
"Bro.. you are the rizzless horseman no cyap not even trolling.. ur actually braindead for pulling no bitches"
by lethaldrug January 25, 2023
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