A father who decides to not work outside the home because his wife makes more money. He is responsible for cleaning, food preparation, transportation of the kids to school and soccer. He is also responsible for everything outside the house as well as inside. Essentially he has to do everything while his wife can sit at a computer and not go bat shit crazy from being stuck in the house all day. He has also memorized all the songs of Dora, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Little Einsteins. When asked to be a man he is lost because he forgot how.
Wife: I wish I could stay home all day.
Husband: I work hard here. Would you want to read to the kids before bedtime?
Wife: No, this is my time and I am going to watch Vampire Diaries. You wanted to be the Stay at Home Dad, thanks . . .
Husband: I work hard here. Would you want to read to the kids before bedtime?
Wife: No, this is my time and I am going to watch Vampire Diaries. You wanted to be the Stay at Home Dad, thanks . . .
by PB8 February 02, 2012
Precursor to something that might be construed as dangerous or requiring arcane knowledge.
Comes from television commercials featuring people doing insane stunts.
Comes from television commercials featuring people doing insane stunts.
"And now, Doctor Science is going to drink the liquid nitrogen! Don't try this at home, kids, remember, he knows more than you do!"
by ke6isf August 09, 2004
by halfman neil June 08, 2006
When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
by DarkHumor997 November 22, 2015
a nickname for the commonly abbreviated GHB rave or party drug, also known as a "date rape drug." The chemical name is gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, 4-hydroxybutanoic acid.
Street Names for GHB: GHB, "G" (most common), Gamma-OH, Liquid E, Fantasy, Georgia Home Boy, Grievous Bodily Harm, Liquid X, Liquid Ecstasy (is not ecstasy), Scoop, Water, Everclear, Great Hormones at Bedtime, GBH, Soap, Easy Lay, Salty Water, G-Riffick, Cherry Meth, and Organic Quaalude, Jib.
The drug causes intoxication, increased energy, happiness, talking, desire to socialize, feeling affectionate and playful, mild disinhibition, sensuality, enhanced sexual experience, muscle relaxation, loss of coordination due to loss of muscle tone, possible nausea, difficulty concentrating, loss of gag reflex.
Street Names for GHB: GHB, "G" (most common), Gamma-OH, Liquid E, Fantasy, Georgia Home Boy, Grievous Bodily Harm, Liquid X, Liquid Ecstasy (is not ecstasy), Scoop, Water, Everclear, Great Hormones at Bedtime, GBH, Soap, Easy Lay, Salty Water, G-Riffick, Cherry Meth, and Organic Quaalude, Jib.
The drug causes intoxication, increased energy, happiness, talking, desire to socialize, feeling affectionate and playful, mild disinhibition, sensuality, enhanced sexual experience, muscle relaxation, loss of coordination due to loss of muscle tone, possible nausea, difficulty concentrating, loss of gag reflex.
Julius slipped me some Georgia Home Boys in my drink and gave me a backdoor suprise when I was passed out.
by amandameow July 02, 2009
something someone says when the have left something for you on myspace (picture comment, message, comment, etc.). hit the home button and check it out.
by Vee Hilton May 02, 2007
"Talk me Home" instead of "Walk me Home".
You ask a friend to talk to you while you're driving to keep you awake.
You ask a friend to talk to you while you're driving to keep you awake.
Phone Rings.... "Hey Mandy, this is Kristie, you have to "Talk Me Home"
Mandy: "What?"
Kristie: "You know....talk to me... to keep me awake while I'm driving."
Mandy: "B*tch, it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep, I have to work tomorrow."
Kristie: "Listen skank, if I fall asleep at the wheel, it'll be totally your fault."
Mandy: "What?"
Kristie: "You know....talk to me... to keep me awake while I'm driving."
Mandy: "B*tch, it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep, I have to work tomorrow."
Kristie: "Listen skank, if I fall asleep at the wheel, it'll be totally your fault."
by b*tchkittysusan August 11, 2010