Cut, with a gut

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.

There's a lot of cute guys at the gym - OK, some are only cut, with a gut.

by Jane Zealand November 22, 2010

Gut fuck

When a girl with a huge strap-on deep throats a guy until it reaches his stomach.

See that guy over there? Yeah he got gut fucked by me.

by Big_dog_M March 4, 2021

GUT

If you have a fat friend, you may call him this word.

Shut up GUT you’re fat.

by Lil tootallbobby February 19, 2022

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.

Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.

by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020

gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 31, 2015

Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.

Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.

by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019