Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

Meal Friend

A friend that one has for the sole purpose of going out to meals with. A meal friend will never be invited to go on vacations with or to any real plans. They are simply there to accompany you to a sit down meal.

I can't wait to try that new restaurant with one of my meal friends.

by sassmaster_b July 15, 2015

Friend Curse

Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.

Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.

Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.

Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa

by JuliRoseBarr November 7, 2010

best friend

basically, you fuck with her you fuck with me. don't mess with a girl's best friend.

don't cross her if she has a best friend.

by emilyyylackibg1 March 4, 2016

inside friend

an inside friend is a secret friends-with-benefits person in your life

He can't go to the wedding as my date, he's just an inside friend.

by decietful.dictionary September 6, 2020

Fein Friend

A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart

Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend

by Megatron1108 July 14, 2023

friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009