Ramen Foot

Swelling of the feet caused by ingesting unusually large amounts of Ramen Noodles. Brought on by the high level of sodium found in RN's.

I can't play Basketball today because I have a bad case of Ramen Foot.

by Matiat February 14, 2019

Pick up a football

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves

Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."

by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020

Denny’s footjob

A footjob at the restaurant Denny’s under the table with syrup.

Bro Rhonda with the gazoombas gave me a wicked Denny’s footjob last weekend.

by CoolDaddyJohnson August 17, 2023

food swings

When someone's mood changes in direct relation with being hungry.

Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.

by princesschristy86 June 7, 2010

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

by Paaat February 13, 2010