Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

by jermlova March 18, 2011

Flat Leaver

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

by Soni November 24, 2003

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008

Flat

The conclusion one comes to when looking at a women's body and her butt or chest is flat. The difference is told by saying if the front or back is flat.

We saw these sexy girls walking down the street. I wanted to talk to them, but then I saw they were too flat in the back.

by Sanityfan March 26, 2010

floak

The ultimate. The very best

Banging Gong would be so good it would be Floak as fuck!

by Stevie Pump Me July 1, 2004

Flat

Flat, known to be having a flatt, paper like chest.. worlds flattest chest has been awarded to A.T. for his/her un-puberty transformed chest..

"flats for life"
"boy am i flat"
"hey that wall is almost as flat as me"

by Markham September 24, 2005

floam

Sex toy, used for pleasure, used to play with themselves

Ashley loves to play with her floam

He uses the floam to caress his special place

by Floam Beater December 28, 2005