The Alaskan Fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your dick as you fuck it. It could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. It could be a water balloon filled with cold water.
When I was in college, I got so lonely and hot I had to create my own Alaskan Flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.
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