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.9. Every girl, female, and woman are in trouble regarding horoscopes.9.
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Female apostles

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.
None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Female Blowjob

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.
Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.
by Fugnugget August 26, 2025
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.

Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"

- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
by HorsemeatSoufflé September 10, 2016
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Female Shooter

When a female decides to shoot up a place. It's unusual due to most mass shooters being male.

Only 3.8% of all shooters are ever female, and there's usually only one female shooter every year. (Since 2000)
Girl 1: Did you see that girl who shot up a Christian school on March 27, 2023?
Girl 2: Of course! She makes me sick. those were just children and staff! Heartbreaking. but,

that is strange? I thought most were men. not a Female Shooter.
Girl 1: Shut up, bitchy feminist.
by Boovian March 27, 2023
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Female bassist

Most common in the alternative metal scene. Female bassist are/where in bands like coal chamber, the smashing pumpkins, and white zombie
Sean ysealt, nadja peulen, rayna foss, and chela ray Harper are the best female bassists
by Nascarfan2007 January 24, 2023
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