ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Ethan Wood

gets all da bitches

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”

by yehxhd August 22, 2022

ethan toles

a man who has sex with his cpusin

wow i banged my cousin last night i feel like im becoming an ethan toles

by anonymousglty February 13, 2018

Ethan S.J

Ethan has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel and richer than him. All though he has all As in his grade book he is still very humble and he loves cats.

Jaasiel: is that Ethan S.J Tony: ya it is Jaasiel: I wish I was him Tony: same Ethan S.J I know

by Big D Ethan S.J January 5, 2022

Ethan L

A femboy furry that has over -800% rizz, and only has the ability to rizz up hot men

Person: what’s good
Ethan l: what’s good

by TheRizzerman April 15, 2023

ethan mack

A sussy drug dealer

go to ethan mack for sussy powder

by jake the god March 28, 2022

Ethan Klein

From the Youtube channel H3H3 Prouductions. Has a beautiful wife, Hila. Also known for his incredible fupa.

All hail Ethan Klein, the BEANIE GOD!

by All Hail the Mighty Glow Cloud February 27, 2018