dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
Get the dylan mug.dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021
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Dylan is a caring guy he is always nice to people even if he might not like them. He is the perfect guy when it comes to marriage. He is super romantic to the one he loves. He has not fear when it comes to trying new things. He is shy, so make sure to talk to him. He hides his real fears and emotions behind his smile. He has trust issues. He is scared of commitment but really wants a relationship. If you date him make sure that he doesn’t leave you. He never will willingly leave you. If he leaves you it’s because he is scared of hurting you in some way or he is insecure . CHASE HIM! He doesn’t like talking about his feelings and excepting compliments even if he wants to tell you. He just wishes he can yell at him self.
by DandelionFlower November 19, 2021
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by 3_scaped November 20, 2021
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Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
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