Bro Douche

(Noun) One who wears Affliction and or Tap out clothing.
Usually thinks very highly of themselves.

Criss Angel is the ultimate Bro Douche

by Kelloggfu!@er March 6, 2010

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.

Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?

by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009

Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023

REI hippie douchebag

Outdoor enthusiasts that own REI clothing and equipment. They often will wear rain jackets/fleece, a pair of khakis and outdoor shoes(Merrells). They probably voted for Obama and have an Obama sticker on their Subaru.

In Anchorage, AK, REI is the mecca for all the hippie outdoor people. They flock here to buy overpriced equipment. Rain jacket/fleece, khakis, and outdoor shoe is the stamp for REI hippie douchebags in Anchorage.

by REI HIPPY DOUCHEBAG September 20, 2010

Douche Dispute

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.

That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Doochebagery

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

by Waltor May 7, 2008

Douche Walker

A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.

"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"

(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"

by elasticity April 12, 2009