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Crunkigh

A combination of being crunk on alcohol and high on weed or other recreational drugs at the same time.
Peep 1: Dude are you going to the party tonight?
Peep 2: Hell yeah, I'm going to drink and smoke my ass off...going to get my crunkigh on!
by Whooty wrangler November 2, 2012
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Designated Crunkmaster

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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ChunkDaFunk

Any food or dinner concoction made from all the leftover dishes in the refridgerator usually created while ingesting massive quantities of alcohol.
Last night we were partying hard and the pizza delivery place was closed, so we made Chicken ChunkDaFunk for the ladies.
by dustinwayne June 28, 2006
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chunk touch

A sign that's similar to the touch or spud sign, but uses the "rock on" sign rather than a fist to touch. This is a common form of showing respect to a chunk, a mixture of chav and punk.
Example 1:
Immz: Dat outfit iz unique bruv.

Tania: Thanks!

Immz: Iz you a chunk?

Tania: Yeeah....

Immz: Chunk touch! Oh yeeeeeeah!

Example 2:
Immz: Those sunglasses are CHUNK bruv.

Ela: I'm not chunk.

Immz: Whatever, chunk touch! Oh yeeeeeah!
by Immanuela June 24, 2008
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chunklahs

support for your CHUNKY feet and them CHUNKY toes.
i gotta get home and slip on my CHUNKlahs. my shoes are done. i wanna see some smelly, chunky toes wigglin back at me.
by chunky toes July 19, 2010
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chunkerton

Someone who is pleasantly plump; cute whilst being chunky.
I would hit it despite the fact that she's a chunkerton.
by The Rucka November 17, 2011
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Chunkmeister

A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012
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