- that bitch is such a flaming crotch
- that guy has a flaming crotch
- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"
- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"
- that guy has a flaming crotch
- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"
- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"
by xxxYomomma69xxx July 24, 2009
When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
by 7 Lady Godivas September 02, 2015
Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 11, 2007
The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.
by Ket125 August 04, 2009
To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 07, 2010
His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
by nochiefz November 04, 2010
Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
by Cimex September 07, 2009