Cooked

1. When you are absolutely done for.
2. "Cook", "Cooking": When someone is setting up for something, or doing something difficult, or clutching up in a game.

1."Bruh, my mom found my grades."
"Yo ur cooked bro. You needa flee the country bruh."
2. "Bruh, it's 1v3, that's game."
*Player count drops down to 1v2*
*Player count drops down to 1v1*
"Holup, he MIGHT clutch.. Let him COOK!"

by Mightyplayer555 June 26, 2024

Liam Cooke

Is a dude who does stuff and is a cool guy.

Liam Cooke is pog.

by throbb1 June 12, 2022

COOK YOUR GOOSE

Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone

Jhon: I bet I can date her first!

Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!

by Caleb Cummins March 16, 2022

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024

Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

by Dagalags May 28, 2025

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."

by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017