Cole is the hottest, kindest, most loving person in the world. but will punch you in the face if you kiss his cheek. he will only show you love if you are his girlfriend and your name is Lauren. Cole also has a cute fluffy dog that gets mistaken for a bear.
by penis69696969 October 19, 2020
Get the Colemug. The gayest lover of them all. Will only suck dick that’s been smothered in heinz ketchup, marinated balls too. Find yourself a cole if u want to have nightmares and come home smelling like cocaine. find a cole for yourself in the sewage systems will respond to faggot, meat head, loser and retard. beware and proceed with caution he barks at the smell of feet and will lick ur eyelids if you make him interested.
bobby: i found a cole a few days ago wanna see what he looks like?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
by burntfishbones October 22, 2023
Get the Colemug. an act where you eat all the broccoli in the fucking grocery store,
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,
proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,
proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.
"i pulled off a broccoli cole forrest fire with the boys lat night, yeah... yeah... donny feels like shit bro"
by jack the giant mehoff March 30, 2022
Get the broccoli cole forrest firemug. Strong, funny, understanding... a wonderful person to have in your life. Very influential and can be kind-hearted when needed. Will do anything for you if he likes you, he's skilled and has the coolest don't-talk-to-me-biker vibes, but still very sweet.
by grassman mossman April 28, 2022
Get the Colemug. Cole is gay
by Coleisawilly123 February 21, 2020
Get the Colemug. by Crimson66 March 2, 2022
Get the colemug. Someone who has highly opinionated hot takes on movies despite them in no way being an expert on cinema.
How did you like the movie Avatar, Cole?
Cole: Okay but the whole we fight technologically superior people with our spears and hope in our hearts is a tired out plot line
Cole: Okay but the whole we fight technologically superior people with our spears and hope in our hearts is a tired out plot line
by notJoefromMN May 9, 2022
Get the Colemug.