Closet Zombie

(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.

(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.

(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"

(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"

by TopHatter June 7, 2009

closeretta

A gay man or woman who is in the closet and/or in denial about their homosexuality.

Tom Cruise and Mariska Hargitay are two examples of what a closeretta is.

by closeretta June 29, 2009

closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

by Willem88 January 1, 2012

Closet Dyke

A woman who has been with a man for more then 9 years and suddenly stops sleeping with him, Decides to go after woman instead.

Mike: my wife won't sleep with me anymore she kicked me out of the bedroom I sleep on the couch now, she wants a female playmate... She's a closet dyke

by Shitlist_101 February 10, 2015

closet intellectual

Someone who is smart in their head but finds it difficult to "come out"

I had the perfect comeback for what John said in the afternoon, I wish I wasn't such a closet intellectual.

by girluninterrupted May 14, 2014

Closet Ginger

Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...

Hot girls chatting in a bar

"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

closet clubber

someone who claims they don't socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. Behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there's no tomorrow.

I think Jenny's a closet clubber. She's so angelic in classes but I heard from my dorm-mate she blast Hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.

by broccolidude June 30, 2015