pigeon cannon

A cannon specially made to shoot
live pigeons at your enemy. Or friends.

John shot me with a pigeon cannon.
"i don't know it's not a real item"

by Sarah....summin' May 13, 2005

Girbil Cannon

The firing of the girbil out of ones anus, upon completion of a felching session caused by the explosion of a colo-gas pocket

The girbil hit me the face like a girbil cannon when i used the lighter to see if the little guy would come out.

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009

Churro Cannon

Inserting churros into your parter's asshole in an attempt to have them propell them from their ass while you try to catch them with your mouth.

I couldn't catch any churros from Wendy's Churro Cannon.

by MajiShine December 25, 2009

poop cannon

The rectum.

My poop cannon is loaded and ready to fire. Where is the nearest bathroom?

by sleipnir13 November 18, 2012

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

Yeet Cannon

Standard issue Thot Patrol artillery for dispatching thots quickly and efficiently.

Big Nibba whipped out dat Yeet Cannon when a thot was spotted

by Killokid October 10, 2019

cannon

v. to deny, shutdown, or reject
n. a statement made rejecting a particular person

Dude, I just got cannoned by that girl! She wouldn't give me her number.

by Gangster A August 21, 2008