tae kwon bro 

Ancient martial art used by bros to put inferior non-bros in their respective place at the bottom of the food chain. Founded by our forefathers and used to kick redcoat ass in the Revolutionary War.

This guy was totally being a cockblock so I used my extensive knowledge of tae kwon bro to kick his ass.

tae kwon bro by Allie Beege May 9, 2011

bro-ing pains 

When you engage in activities reserved for bros and you feel the bro power surging through your body.

Deegan-hey dan, did you bang that chick last night?

Dan- yeah bro, i gave her a bro-slam for the ages but now im having some major bro-ing pains

bro-ing pains by rawwwww January 1, 2008

Bro Beer

The Final Cache of Beer reserved for the closest group of Bros at a Frat party. As a tip, never leave when upper echelon frat Bros claim there's no more beer left. Stick around, and tell other Bros/Hoes, to leave. Rewards for your efforts will include, but is not limited too, a taste of the secret cache of what is known as "Bro Beer".

Huck: Did you leave that party last saturday at 12:15 when the President annonced that even the Natty Ice was totaled?
Me: Naw man, I took a squat on the pot and took the browns to the superbowl for 10 while every one left. I got some Bro Beer.

Bro Beer by The Hodge Father III May 1, 2009

Bro Touch 

1) The act of slightly touching another man's penis with your hand or finger

2) Making bro's feel uncomfertable by grazing his dick with an object.

3) Act of showing love towards a bro

After lunch today, my friend bro touched me when i held the door open for him.


Bro 1: Dude what the hell?!

Bro 2: I'm just trying to show a little bro love

Bro Touch by DJ Dru April 20, 2009

U gay, bro? 

The answer to "U mad, bro?".

Guy: "Quit pissing me off, moron!"
Moron: "U mad, bro?"
Guy: "U gay, bro?"
Moron: "*butthurt*"

U gay, bro? by I'm a freakin blurr here! February 25, 2011

Crew Bro

(noun) Similar to a Lax Bro a Crew Bro, also called Row Bro is someone who spends excessive time at crew practice, and fully embraces the culture of Rowing. Crew Bro's usually wear various types of spandex, there teams uniforms and/or apparel, sun glasses, long black socks and slides.

The term "Crew Bro" is said to have originated on the legendary Harriton High School Crew Team.

Man, that kid is such a ,Crew Bro, he spends all day rowing

Crew Bro by Crewber April 20, 2011

Josh1998 my big bro! 

Okay Josh this is your small b-day gift! Josh is the most awesomest most weirdest more lovable and sweet guy. he makes me smile and makees me happy! i talk about him alot at skool and my friends know all about him! He can bright up anyones day! I love him to death and i will do anything for him! He can be your best friend or best bro withi days! You will never find anyone as awesome as him. I love you joshyour the one of the most wonderful person i;ve ever met and i will never never never forget you! Happy Happy Happy Happy B-day!!!!!! :))))

Josh1998 my big bro! helps you when ever you need help and can make your world brighten up when your sad!

Josh1998 my big bro! by princessoflight aka Sarah January 8, 2012