Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

by Kelk July 9, 2017

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black brain

The loss of brain cells due to the excessive use of marijuana, resulting in getting stuck on a word or thought

Dude that girl was rambling on, def black brain

by Janet flight August 31, 2017

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Rockville Brain

Rockville Brain is basically a hangover but with added cloudiness of the mind. Your thoughts are blurred to the point of delirium and everything aches. All followed after attending Florida’s biggest, 3 day, outdoor rock festival

Attributes to increase Rockville Brain
•Too much sun
•Too much alcohol
•Too much walking
•Too much dancing
•Too much screaming/yelling
•Excessive headbanging
•Excessive crowdsurfing
•Excessive moshing

=Rockville Brain

Yo, what day is it today? This Rockville brain got me throwed.

by Nesiangirl May 31, 2018

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