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national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

Indian Blowjob 

An Indian Blowjob (properly pronounced In-Jin Blowjob) is the act where a woman sits on the mans penis and proceeds to fart.
Dude, this girl totally gave me an Indian Blowjob last night. My dick still smells like rotten eggs!
Indian Blowjob by Thor782 December 2, 2011

guitar blowjob 

when a girl gives a guy a blowjob while he tries to concentrate on playing guitar
she gave me a Guitar Blowjob last ngiht, i could not concentrate
guitar blowjob by ChickenButt February 11, 2008

ultimate blowjob 

When one girl is giving you a blow job while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls boobs.
" Woah I had the craziest night last night, i got the ultimate blowjob."

Brazilian Blowjob 

While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.
P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.

African blowjob  

As the guy is crapping the girl is giving the crap a blowjob.

WARNING: IF DONE AT HOME DO NOT SWALLOW
AN AFRICAN BLOWJOB IS SUCKING SHIT OUT OF SOMEONES ASS