bloody cookie

The first definition for bloody cookie is a small male child how hasn't hit puberty and cannot use computers to save his life because he has a bad case of the Ricky retardation disorder he gets weekly treatment at the bottom of the ocean

The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus

He is such a bloody cookie

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.

I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...

by ndkangel May 8, 2016

bloody hell

an exclamation of surprise

"Oh, what the bloody hell now?!" -Wilford Warfstache

by Opal Osher September 17, 2016

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Bloody gumbo

Cumming inside a girl while she is on her period

Last night I had a bloody gumbo with a girl from that party.

by Blood Daddy May 10, 2017

Bloody Socket

A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.

Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."

by GreatCummins69 June 22, 2018

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019