blind corner

Is the act of smearing habanero sauce on your elbow and farting, after the female person comes in the act of sex.

Last night I did the blind corner. I smeared Habanero sauce on my elbow, after my girlfriend came I dropped one.

by Maximumperformance April 26, 2017

blind kudos

When you scroll through strava and just give kudos without even checking out their actual activity.

Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?

Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.

by Mom4running March 26, 2024

Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.

Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.

by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.

That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.

by Logplayer0205 February 1, 2023

Blindness

When you don't see something.

I have blindness , baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more.

by kalakutaskemšeši March 17, 2021