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girlfriend

n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
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girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend
Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010
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Girlfriend

Why don't I get a girlfriend...CAUSE I'M FUCKING LONELY BITCHES
by THEPINNAPPLE January 8, 2015
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girlfriend

Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.
Girlfriend is a legendary creature.
by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow January 7, 2016
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Girlfriend

by AloneWithPorn September 8, 2010
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non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.
by Mike September 8, 2006
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girlfriend

The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......
Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?

Girl: Yes, master...
by dz.vdv September 14, 2008
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