Urban K Beach

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.

Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8

by josequintino June 23, 2017

Long beach lampshade

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame

Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass

by Peejuan February 14, 2017

north miami beach

A small city near north Miami towards the beach

North Miami Beach reminds me of Harlem, New York

by 87lavish November 30, 2021

Virginia Beach oceanfront

Basically a mini version of LA, but less crime

The Virginia Beach oceanfront is a hellhole

by thYMEE October 16, 2022

Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.

"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."

by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023

Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

Long Beach, MS

To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.

Long Beach, MS: Home of the sluts and wiggers.

by josybird. February 10, 2012