badSol

n. Reffering to Derek B. An expert Unix system administratior; a great programmer; a *nix addict

badSol knows how to fix the kernel problem.

by John K May 20, 2003

open-mouthed bass

Sexual position in which the girl is getting penatrated doggy style, while the guy bends his index fingers into crooks and puts the fingers into her mouth, pulling backward (towards the vagina) on her lips as hard as he can.

"I was giving this sorority slut the open-mouthed bass last night and I blasted so hard I made her vag bleed."

by BradleyDC August 28, 2008

BADs

Big Ass Drawls. Worn by fat chicks.

Damn, whose BADs is these?!

by the locsta February 14, 2008

basesloaded

something you say right before something big happens

Person 1: "yo son i'm bout to hit that"
Person 2: "oh shit; basesloaded!"

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

Bass

A portmanteau of the words "Bad" and "Ass", pronounced like you would the instrument, not the fish. This word can just be used as a replacement for saying "Bad-Ass", so that it comes out quicker, and is not construed as being socially impolite.

"Dude, Batman is such a BAMF."
"Yeah dude, The Dark Knight was a friggin' bass movie."

by mr hat n clogs October 23, 2008

"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.

For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...

Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.

Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"

"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.

For example, used in a sentence and conversation:

John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.

Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."

by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022

BASS

A Short term for Bad ass

Man, you see that chick? She's BASS!

by this biotch June 28, 2005