well its not pancakes

A phrase used to signify when something is not as good as it may seem, or as people make it out to be.
Person X: Thats a nice car you got there
Mack: Well its not pancakes
by mkeymer December 07, 2017
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methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
by Clagbo July 19, 2006
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Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?
by Nibi July 24, 2008
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Asian Pancake

The act of having two asian grils liedown on eachother and placeing a mans penis betwean the two girls vaginas and fucking them.
On my trip to Japan I met tow girls at a bar and we had an "Asian Pancake". Asian
by Hazmat Guy7 September 29, 2010
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Japanese Pancake

You get a Asian girl get a stick of butter rub it all over her and use it as lube then lay on top of her as you go anal on her.
Gave that girl Yuki the Japanese pancake last night.
by aneeshalot June 15, 2011
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Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.
Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"
by Lewis B. Puller April 09, 2014
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drunk off pancakes

term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.
We're about to get drunk off pancakes
by epicmealtime February 19, 2011
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