arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

brickies arse

To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.

Donald has a brickies arse

by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016

Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass

Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right

by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019

Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.

Dam girl you're an arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.

by Ibbyz February 7, 2017

Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Arse

A "school appropriate" usage of the word I think we all know *wink wink*

Ah god damn yeh hairy Arsehole

by unoriginalmemist June 5, 2018

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 2, 2013