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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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Colt 1860 Army

The Colt 1860 Army revolver is one of Colt’s greatest products of the 19th century. This pistol was created to have a powerful punch but in a small size, and was liked by the US Military in the American Civil War. It was chambered in 44 Caliber which was common for the military at the time, even civilians bought this gun mostly after the war ended. A lot of frontiersmen used this on the journey West to Oregon or California, and lawmen carried these too. This was another step towards the Colt 45 we all know and love, and are great collectors items. However, they were discontinued during the 1870s but many are still out there.
The Colt 1860 Army was also an expensive gun to buy.
by MissouriHunter09 May 11, 2025
mugGet the Colt 1860 Armymug.

Armie

A girl who is adventurous and very loyal. She makes the funniest jokes but sometimes could come off as rude.

Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.

Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.

She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.

If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
Guy: Hey, Armie! Want to go out for a drive?

Armie: No, sorry I have boyfriend.

Guy: Oh!
by Fangirl-nim November 23, 2021
mugGet the Armiemug.

Army recruiter

A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.
Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
mugGet the Army recruitermug.

Ape War Army

Ape War Army AWA is a saying for whenever you are at war with yourself or others, created by Rula & Keezyzay. Ape would represent yourself as “Apparently Pretty Eager”.
you shouldn’t be friends with him he is very Ape War Army
by KZM killer July 5, 2024
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Underground Mafias Army

A Club Penguin army community full of absolute wetwipes. Typically they go on Club Penguin Rewritten and try to annoy innocent players going about their day. The HCOM is clueless as well.
Did you hear about the Underground Mafias Army again? They're a bunch of nimrods.
by clubpenguinlad December 18, 2020
mugGet the Underground Mafias Armymug.

army

"omg no is that an army"
"DID SOMEONE SAY BTS??? OMG WHO'S YOUR BIAS? FAVORITE SONG? HOW MUCH MERCH DO YOU OWN?? GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JHOPE WILL MARRY ME SKSKKSKS AND I OOP THEY ARE THE BEST BOYGROUP EVER AND MUCH MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE BEATLES!!!!!!"
by pls no August 26, 2019
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