irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Irish Morphine

When someone is giving a parter oral sex, while ejaculating pull out and mushroom stamp them on the forehead causing them to numb.

Oral Sex ajkfap;lusfja;flkj;aj Fuck Fuck Irish Morphine

by Aaron and cody March 10, 2007

irish moss drink

A crappy jamacian drink that is supposed 2 make you hyper and giveb you a boner. I found both to be false

Jamacian: Eh mon, dat irish moss drink gave meh a raging boner booyyyyyyy!
Jamacian 2 :u i be impotent boyyyy!!!!!!
Jamacian: OHHHH NOO BOMBACLOT!!!!!

by edward penishands February 15, 2008

irish catholic fetish

when you orgasm ten times harder because a girltold you to get her pregnant

'cum in me'
"no you'll get pregnant"
'my parents will take care of it'
"holy canoli i came so much because i have that irish catholic fetish"

by thommyw October 29, 2020

Irish Chair Bomb

Works best in the office and requires impecable timing. On the day after a great, gassy meal --for instance Corned beef and cabbage and a case of beer.... with a side of spicy sausage--wait for an unsuspecting person to leave their seat. At that time, carefully, sneak into their chair and bequeath a steaming load of hot anal vapors directly into its cushion and return to your desk. When the person returns and sits back down they will detinate the "Irish Chair Bomb."

1. When my nose-hairs started to burn, I knew I was a victim of an Irish Chair Bomb.
2. Travis Irish Chair Bombed me today and I almost fucking puked.

by Tricky. VA Beach, VA January 22, 2005

irish wake

The act of taking a Guinness enima to get drunk quicker. Much like the French who discovered that shooting wine into the ass can get you drunk quicker.

My arse leaks all the time since I did those Irish Wakes.

by Jimi Jam September 22, 2004

irish sweater

When a girl eats lucky charms, chews them up, swallows, and then pukes them out on the chest of another

Why go to breakfast when you can just give her an Irish sweater!

by A$Ap STeph October 2, 2017