egg cruncher

An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.

Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo

by kingkeys June 13, 2018

egg beater

When a guy cums in a girls belly button, and the pours flour in it, mixes it, then let's it dry

George really wanted to fill the void in Wendy's stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her belly button

by riseofshipley December 12, 2016

Scrambled Egg

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.

Yooo that post is fast as egg.

by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

by Good boye gib March 10, 2018

Egg whiter

To joke around with

Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

Egg Boy

A very fat boy with an egg head. Hes known for making big moves with da ladies and has a tiny chode and has never trimmed in his life, he also too much foreskin it covers the whole head of his cock.

Da ladies are scared of egg boy.

by mr womp womp October 14, 2019