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ed sheeran

the sexiest man ever to exist
has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx

drinks lemon dettol

the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
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fucking cringe normie- mate i think you need to visit a psychologist about this
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did
by Lil faggoty fag June 27, 2022
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Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.
You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."
by blablashart May 18, 2022
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Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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crossbrow-ed

When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2

>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
by Jfishytuna March 22, 2022
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Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran
I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool
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Ed Sheeran

Oml whyeheywheywy
Ed Sheeran is ✍🧔🎸🎸
by LOSER KID 404 July 4, 2021
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Ed Sheeran.com

Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)
by therealasswax January 5, 2024
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