i’m at the pool

I love you, let’s get married

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED

by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Poppy Pool

When you play a game of pool with a cat on the pool table. You aren't allowed to move the cat and if the cat moves the balls you have to play it where it lands. All other rules apply.

"I can't make my shot with Poppy sitting in front of the pocket" "that's just the rules of Poppy pool"

by Dilophasaurus November 7, 2024

pool

To have anal sex with a non-binary associating person.

Ima go get into a pool with that person over there

Fuck yea *High five*

by Imafuckingfuckfuckfuckfuci July 9, 2023

Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.

Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”

by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021

fill the barbie pool

During sex when the man ejaculates into the woman's belly button.

Man, my girl is pissed at me again, last night I decided to fill the Barbie pool.

by Assface95 June 11, 2018